Web3 currently sits at a peak TVL of over a trillion dollars. Sounds impressive, right? How much of that value can you truly access today at the point you need it? Probably a fraction. That, my friends, is the trillion-dollar mistake. We're celebrating hoarding, not flow. In doing so, we’re...
The crypto world moves fast. Turn around, and you lose the future of transportation. Currently, that “thing” is quite possibly the HyperEVM. Consider it the next great digital frontier, just waiting to be pioneered — and, most importantly, monetized. You have to know why now is the secret sauce.Asymmetric Farming:...
Are you tired of waiting for the big bad world to change the way you think it should? Like the "house" always wins? I get it. I really get it. You work hard, save diligently, but the returns seem paltry compared to what the real players are making. They’re tux,...
Imagine this scenario – you walk into a typical bank and are offered an opportunity to put your money in savings. You can only use that money at their own retail branches! Sounds ridiculous, right? That’s exactly what’s going on in Web3—unproductive capital deployment toward the boom and bust cycle....
Maybe all it takes to spark the next wave of crypto adoption is a cute, flightless Kiwi. You might laugh, but hear me out. Let’s PENGU, the official currency of the Pudgy Penguins NFT ecosystem. I think it can be way more than just another meme coin, though!Memes, Community, and...
TVL has traditionally been the metric used to measure adoption in Web3 projects. It's simple: add up all the assets locked in a protocol, and boom, you have a number that supposedly reflects its value. But here at FakeBollinger.com, we don’t do that flimsy junk surface analysis. TVL is broken,...
HyperEVM is the new kid on the block, an advanced DeFi ecosystem brimming with potential. At the moment, Hyperswap reigns supreme with a TVL of $57 million versus Kittenswap’s $32 million. Based on those numbers, you’d assume this race is over before it’s even started. Here’s what they’re getting wrong—and...
Let's cut to the chase. An $880 million market cap for PENGU? Come on. That’s more than $38 million of taxpayer money riding on… penguins. Cute penguins, sure, with a dedicated fanbase. But is it sustainable? I’m far from sold, and quite frankly the data is shouting to proceed with...
PENGU has already stepped out, becoming the official cryptocurrency of Pudgy Penguins, one of the most famous NFT projects to emerge in the crypto world. Due in large part to its awesome community, Pudgy Penguins has become the NFT world’s biggest success story. Founded in 2019, its influence today extends...
Chainlink has released a brand new feature, and it’s pretty cool! This innovation is massively improving the scalability and user-friendliness of Non-Fungible Tokens (NFTs). Chainlink is making it easier for creators to provide these unique experiences by introducing VRF (Verifiable Random Function) and automation. This unusual creative practice is behind...
