Are you tired of waiting for the big bad world to change the way you think it should? Like the "house" always wins? I get it. I really get it. You work hard, save diligently, but the returns seem paltry compared to what the real players are making. They’re tux,...
I remember the sheer panic. Launch day. My first NFT collection was about to launch, and I was scared af about the metadata reveal. I'd heard horror stories: gas fees through the roof, reveals going sideways, accusations of unfairness. I had just shot a rocket into outer space. Mostly, it...
Consensus. The term may evoke visions of handshakes, compromise and perhaps a little bit of real progress in the frequently rocky landscape of crypto. It isn’t to presume the worst here, but let’s be frank. Most of these conferences are nothing but echo chambers of all that hype, just stoked...
Imagine this scenario – you walk into a typical bank and are offered an opportunity to put your money in savings. You can only use that money at their own retail branches! Sounds ridiculous, right? That’s exactly what’s going on in Web3—unproductive capital deployment toward the boom and bust cycle....
Maybe all it takes to spark the next wave of crypto adoption is a cute, flightless Kiwi. You might laugh, but hear me out. Let’s PENGU, the official currency of the Pudgy Penguins NFT ecosystem. I think it can be way more than just another meme coin, though!Memes, Community, and...
TVL has traditionally been the metric used to measure adoption in Web3 projects. It's simple: add up all the assets locked in a protocol, and boom, you have a number that supposedly reflects its value. But here at FakeBollinger.com, we don’t do that flimsy junk surface analysis. TVL is broken,...
HyperEVM is the new kid on the block, an advanced DeFi ecosystem brimming with potential. At the moment, Hyperswap reigns supreme with a TVL of $57 million versus Kittenswap’s $32 million. Based on those numbers, you’d assume this race is over before it’s even started. Here’s what they’re getting wrong—and...
Qubetics is flying through the phases of its world-wide crypto presale. They’ve sold out all 511+ million tokens, taking a seat at the table boasting of a thriving community of more than 25,900 holders. The project has so far raised $16.7 million at a presale price of $0.2302 per token....
America's complacency in the blockchain arena isn't just a missed economic opportunity. It's a blinking red light on the national security radar. We're not talking about a tech fad here. We're talking about the foundational infrastructure of the 21st century, and we're letting our adversaries build it while we debate...
The debate rages on. But forget the hype for a moment. Let's talk about something tangible: data. Chainlink's new solution for NFT metadata reveal isn't just another buzzword-compliant announcement. It's a fundamental shift in how we build and interact with these digital assets. And it’s a change driven by compelling,...